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Battle of the Wits

Discussion in 'Other Discussions' started by Salty, Nov 11, 2009.

  1. Salty

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    Would have to go with Jethro. He was presented as without any education and obviously very ignorant. But he was ambitious :)

    Of course Gomer did run a gas station, but he most likely had a good education and was still, well Gomer :)
     
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    Whatcha mean "NO EDUCATION"????? HE GRADUATED FROM THE 2ND GRADE!!!!!:tongue3::thumbs:
     
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    No, Jethro graduated from the 6th grade :thumbs:
     
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    Might you be saying dimwits?

    Cheers,

    Jim
     
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    Hey, he's smarter than I tho't!!:laugh::laugh:
     
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    That Jethro is a pretty astute fellow. He's my fourth cousin you know........
     
  8. Salty

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    So that means you are related to Revmitchell as well:smilewinkgrin:
     
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    Fourth cousin on my Ma's side, twice removed.
     
  10. Salty

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    Suppose we add Gilligan to the Mix

    So how would you rate the three of them:

    Gilligan
    Gomer
    Jethro
     
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    Gilligan is first on my list. After all, his heart is always in the right place. He's just kind of clumsy.

    Next would be Gomer. He's not real bright, but at least he works a normal job. He cares about others.

    Last comes Jethro. He's living off the charity of his rich uncle and has never worked a real job. He also gets distractred easily by pretty women. Hmm. Maybe he would make a perfect politician.
     
  12. Salty

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    Lets look at the facts! Jethro gets 50 cents a week allowance for the many chores around the mansion.
    He is also the family chaffluer. In addition he has had a paper route and some other minor jobs.

    So are you saying that Ellie May is living off the charity of her father?
     
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