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Lets finish Snoopys story.

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Salty, Sep 2, 2010.

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  1. SBCPreacher

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    ...pvt. Salty. But that was OK, because...
     
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    Dr. Pepper and Col. Mustard were on the way.
     
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    Until Pvt* Schultz and Lt** Klink crossed their path.



    * finally promoted to Sgt
    ** finally promoted to Col
     
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    When both Schultz and Klink discovered Col. Mustard was murdered in the library with a candlestick.
     
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    They immediately assumed Dr. Pepper was guilty, but Cpt Hogan reminded them that...
     
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    Schultz really saw nothing, and Kink wasn't to be trusted.
     
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    Col Klink, realizing he had dropped an L from his name, organized a search party to locate the missing letter.
     
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh: That was the best line yet!

    OK, back to the story.

    The search party decided to use one of those St Bernard dogs with a keg around his neck to help with the search.
     
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    Unfourtunately, the dog in question was named 'Cujo'.
     
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    and he kept leading the search party to the kitchen for a snack. So,. . .
     
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    so after 2 hours of being hungry, they smelled something very good. Pvt leBeau was cooking spaghetti for the boy scouts...
     
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    ...until those pesky girl scouts showed up.
     
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    Drat, another meal of Daisy-Go-Rounds and Tagalongs!
     
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    And all Lt Snoopy wanted was a Case of C-Rations, but the Supply Sgt Padre had forgotten to put in the requisition. So the Lt had to settle for a Steak dinner at the officers club. What surprised the young french waitress is what Snoopy ordered for desert.
     
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    For some reason Lt. Snoopy ordered sugared escargot, totally forgetting that...
     
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    Nobady eats macerated snails anymore.
     
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    Unless it is fried. Unfortunately it could not be fried because....
     
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    Friar Tuck was out of town.
     
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    and he would not tell anybody where the key to the fry room was. But Snoopy was insistent that he have his fried macerated snails. In order to find the key, he just who could track it down. So Snoopy took out his cell phone and called his good friend....
     
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    Herr Schluesseldienst
     
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