Homonym Story

Weir having Royal whether hear, still reigning.

 

Old King Cole enacted an important law about cabbage: Cole's Law. :smilewinkgrin:

 

The Egyptian fish didn't make his appointment with his analyist because the fish was in denial.

 

Bread: Something that's kneaded for a sandwich.

 

I knead to get some sowing done.

 

Do the pigs know about this? :tongue3:

 

I won't boar you with an answer two that; if I did, it mite have maid yew I rate. Besides, I wouldn't want you to bee a Baptist board!

 

The lecture on wild pigs was really boaring.

 

eye have never herd a lecture on wild bores, I have herd a few farmers torque though, sum were wild bores.

 

The highly opinionated person wood all ways inject his too sense worth into any conversation--even if it maid know cents atoll.

 

One of life's great mysteries (at least for men): A woman stands before a closet full of clothes and declares "I've gut nothing to where!" :smilewinkgrin:

 

Then they should ware what they gut, deer me ! I ho pie never do that !!!:smilewinkgrin:

 

I guess it's just something aisle never quite understand!

 

Then there's the story about Beethoven's "Ode to Joy":

The symphony orchestra's bass players were tired of having to sit through the first three movements with nothing to do. Instead, they decided to visit the tavern across the street. To ensure that the performance would not proceed until they returned, they tied the beginning page of the 4th movement of the conductor's score to the stand. Well, the bass players spent more time at the tavern than they should have.

The result:

It was the bottom of the 9th.
The score was tied.
And the basses were loaded. :tongue3:

 

I must goat oo bed..............................:sleeping_2:

 

ware is every won ?

 

This won is having a reed . .. then will bee paying in voices.

 

In voices paid, now for a feu weeks piece ...............