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Butt Dust

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Tom Butler, Dec 14, 2010.

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  1. Tom Butler

    Tom Butler New Member

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    'Dear Lord,' the minister began his sermon, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very
    obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite
    audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
     
    #1 Tom Butler, Dec 14, 2010
  2. Earth Wind and Fire

    Earth Wind and Fire Well-Known Member
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    yes funny.... Kids say the darndist things
     
    #2 Earth Wind and Fire, Dec 14, 2010
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    Reminds me of the child who was asked to draw a picture of the escape of Mary and Joseph to Egypt. The result included a man, obviously Joseph, and a lady and her toddler (Mary with Jesus). But Joseph had a string in his hand, on the end of which was a little dot.

    "I can see Joseph, and Mary and Jesus," said the teacher, "but what is that dot on the end of the string Joseph is holding?"

    "Don't you remember?" said the child. "You told us that the angel said to Joseph: 'Take the young child and his mother and flea to Egypt.' That's the flea!"
     
    #3 David Lamb, Dec 15, 2010
  4. convicted1

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    The leftover "particles" when an old person "breaks wind"???
     
    #4 convicted1, Dec 17, 2010
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    You are baaaaaad!!!

    :laugh:
     
    #5 Amy.G, Dec 17, 2010
  6. convicted1

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    Sister Amy,

    You are sounding "sheepish". But, you are one of His sheep!! WTG!!! :thumbs:
     
    #6 convicted1, Dec 19, 2010
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