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The First Bible Truck

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Salty, Feb 27, 2011.

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  1. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    A young farm boy came up to the preacher and wanted to know where the Bible talked about a truck.


    The pastor was very confused- and told the boy that trucks were not invented until long after the Bible was written.

    Being curious as the pastor was, he asked the young boy where he got the ideal from that the Bible mentioned a truck.


    Well from Mrs Jones, my Sunday School teacher.

    Mrs. Jones, exclaimed the pastor - (now he has had some problems with her in the past.)

    So he immediately went to Mrs Jones to find out this false doctrine she was teaching.

    The Pastor came up to Mrs Jones and demanded to know why she was teaching about a truck in the Bible.

    What are you talking about - I never mentioned a truck! replied Mrs Jones.

    Well what was your lesson about today. asked the Pastor.

    Mrs Jones "I was teaching on Moses."

    Then why would Tommy insist you talked about trucks.



    The teacher replied, "I have no ideal, My main point in this lesson was how Moses threw a rod in the desert" [​IMG]
     
    #1 Salty, Feb 27, 2011
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    Had to be a Dodge.

    'When the Ram's horn sounds a long blast, they shall come up to the mountain."
    Exodus 19:13

    Lot of MOPARs in the Bible. I've read several references to the Lord's Fury.
     
    #2 padredurand, Feb 27, 2011
  3. Salty

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    Padre, I just got it! :saint::smilewinkgrin:
     
    #3 Salty, Nov 13, 2011
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    Let us not forget the (in)famous children's reference that the apostles car-pooled in a Honda: "...all in one Accord...."
     
    #4 Don, Nov 14, 2011
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