Into the Wall

I won't criticize Hildebrand for crashing for several reasons:

1. I could never get my fat behind into the car.
2. In the unlikely event I did get into the car they would have to cut it open to get me out.
3. I have never driven 200+ mph. I hit 145 on the Autobahn in a Mercedes 280s once. Any faster and I would have hyperventilated or soiled my Depends.
4. If I had spent the last 2.45 miles repeating "I'm going to win the Indy 500." I probably would have turned right as well.
5. I cannot complete a lap on Playstation.
6. Too many buttons on the steering wheel and none of them are a horn.
7. You can hit 220 mph and hit another button and go faster.
8. He finished second after hitting the wall. I would have been picking carbon fiber out of my teeth.
9. He finished second on three wheels. I can't get out of the driveway with a flat.
10. He will be remembered by trivia fans.

I drive a bus for a living. I've found the folks that criticize the most couldn't put a minivan in a parking space at Wally World.

 

My apologies sag. I forgot to add the "tongue in cheek" icon. :wavey:

 

We get to eat crow with humble pie for dessert. Hildebrand walked away with a million plus to help assuage his grief.:thumbs: