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Scientific Minds

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by kyredneck, Jun 27, 2011.

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  1. kyredneck

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    A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house.

    The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate."

    The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."

    The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."
     
    #1 kyredneck, Jun 27, 2011
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    .... all fully convinced (LOL):laugh:
     
    #2 Earth Wind and Fire, Jun 27, 2011
  3. Carolina Baptist

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    Finally, someone understands math. :smilewinkgrin:
     
    #3 Carolina Baptist, Jun 28, 2011
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    ..heheh...:

    "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary, and those who do not."
     
    #4 kyredneck, Jun 29, 2011
  5. billreber

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    ROFL!!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Bill
     
    #5 billreber, Jun 30, 2011
  6. glfredrick

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    #6 glfredrick, Jun 30, 2011
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    Where is the 666?:tonofbricks:
     
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    1000101000101102
     
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    #10 Salty, Jun 30, 2011
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    01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110011 01110000 01101001 01110010 01100101 01100100 00101110
     
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  12. glfredrick

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    Of course it is... It is built into the mathematical fabric of the universe! At teh core of everything, all is either + or -. Binary just expresses that in ways we can handle.
     
    #12 glfredrick, Jul 6, 2011
  13. Carolina Baptist

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    I wonder what my instructors would have done if I had writen my electronics labs in binary. (Of course, this web site didn't exist 20 years ago)
     
    #13 Carolina Baptist, Jul 7, 2011
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    Its hard to say what Thomas A Edison would have said:smilewinkgrin:
     
    #14 Salty, Jul 7, 2011
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