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  1. thisnumbersdisconnected

    thisnumbersdisconnected New Member

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    What did they use to rescue drivers who crashed when the "Great American Race" was right on Daytona Beach?

    Bamboo, a Swiss Army Knife, kelp and Rice Krispies
     
    #61 thisnumbersdisconnected, Mar 20, 2014
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    What sounds like a camping trip in the making?

    Plastic spoons and gummy bears
     
    #62 Gib, Mar 21, 2014
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    What are the rest of the supplies we need for the camping trip?

    Carl Edwards, Peyton Manning, Mia Hamm, Kevin Durant, David Ortiz, T.J. Oshie and me.
     
    #63 thisnumbersdisconnected, Mar 24, 2014
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    Who formed the 7 person Bob sled team this year at the Olympics?


    Gastric Bypass surgery and esophagus.
     
    #64 SaggyWoman, Mar 24, 2014
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    Except for me,l that would be a very talented bobsled team! :laugh:
    After undergoing the what surgery would you want your doctor looking at what other organ?

    Escargot and curry
     
    #65 thisnumbersdisconnected, Mar 25, 2014
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    What does Salty eat on a regular basis?

    My back really hurts.
     
    #66 SaggyWoman, Mar 29, 2014
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    What happens when you try to lift hubby out of bed on days he doesn't want to get up?

    "Tear along dotted line."
     
    #67 thisnumbersdisconnected, Mar 30, 2014
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    What never works?

    Keep on the firing line.
     
    #68 prophet, Mar 30, 2014
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    What Bill Gaither song is the one most ripped-off by other artists?

    A communion nugget, three drops of real wine, a hymnal and a border collie.
     
    #69 thisnumbersdisconnected, Mar 31, 2014
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    What are the elements of an open communion?

    Toilet paper and a bar of soap.
     
    #70 SaggyWoman, Apr 13, 2014
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    What were the first two things returning Vietnam vets made sure there was plenty of in the house?

    Seven thousand head of cattle, 14 cowboys and only two horses.
     
    #71 thisnumbersdisconnected, Apr 14, 2014
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    Do you have a recipe for a stampede?

    Ankle bracelets.
     
    #72 prophet, Apr 14, 2014
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    What is the latest fashion trend among those convicted of DUI?

    Powdered doughnuts.
     
    #73 thisnumbersdisconnected, Apr 14, 2014
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    What is the best bait, to catch cops?


    Cornucopia.
     
    #74 prophet, Apr 14, 2014
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    What is the latest University of Nebraska football cheer?

    Popcorn, chocolate, broccoli and a "church key"
     
    #75 thisnumbersdisconnected, Apr 15, 2014
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    What are the four things I accidentally locked in the fellowship hall Sun.night?

    Fiddlesticks!
     
    #76 prophet, Apr 15, 2014
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    What'dya call that think the fiddle player beats on the fiddle with?
    D'ya know what a "church key" is, in "Midwestern hick" vernacular? :laugh:

    A bowling ball, a hockey stick, football cleats, and adhesive tape
     
    #77 thisnumbersdisconnected, Apr 15, 2014
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    When going to grandma's house for Easter, what should you bring?


    Intestinal fortitude
     
    #78 SaggyWoman, May 4, 2014
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    What do you call the drive that gets you through a two-hour sermon when you didn't eat breakfast and your stomach keeps interrupting the pastor?

    Dripping faucet
     
    #79 thisnumbersdisconnected, May 5, 2014
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    What does your wife sound like?

    Nasal Drainage.
     
    #80 SaggyWoman, May 11, 2014
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