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  1. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    Note: Not my wife. :smilewinkgrin:

    What is the physical equivalent of the Democrats' excuses for the White House scandals?

    Hoopty wagon.
     
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    What do NBA players pull their children around the yard in?

    Village idiot.
     
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    What is the Washington Park area of Chicago missing? (This one might require some thought)

    Three fries short of a Happy Meal
     
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    Why did he start eating at KFC instead of McDs?

    Return of the Jedi
     
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    What movie is most equivalent to the return to power of conservatives in Congress and the White House?

    Bugs, helicopters and a ham sandwich
     
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    What does a conspiracy theorist see at a picnic?

    The Enterprise
     
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    What does "The Donald" call The Trump Organization when amongst friends?

    Moon Unit Zappa.
     
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    What is the stupidest name a rock star ever gave his daughter? (OK, perhaps that's too literal.)

    A meat cleaver, a lug nut, four daffodils, and a 1952 Ford F-100 pickup.
     
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    What are your favorite mascots?

    McDonalds' play place.
     
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    What's the cheapest babysitter in town?

    Sliced bread
     
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    What is the greatest achievement in Salty's lifetime?

    Scratch the itch
     
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    What does removing natriuretic polypeptide b cause to be no longer necessary?

    "Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-al!"
     
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    What is achieved when someone comes to know the Lord?


    McDonalds French fries.
     
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    What is the oldest piece of trash consistently found under the seats and carpets of the average minivan in America?

    Arien Robben.
     
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    Who is that guy I don't know?

    Skittles, laptops, bubblegum, balloons, hot dogs, poodles, bums, tacks, pistols, paper clips, and salt....
     
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    What are the other oldest pieces of trash consistently found under the seats and carpets of the average minivan in America?

    Blazing sunset
     
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    Curses, you're good....drat....long walk-short peir enters mind.....erases thought...concrete shoes, fishing line.....erases thoughts....

    What was the last scene in the movie "Blazzin' Saddles"?
     
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    ... And where's your backwards question/answer?
     
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    Oopsy.....


    meadow muffins....
     
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    What do cows make out of "used" corn and hay?

    Frogs and ducks.
     
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