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  1. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    Yeah, what was that?

    And how in the world did it get in here?
     
  2. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    Do you think Padre left the door open?

    Do you have a world band receiver?
     
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    Did you ever build a radio with copper wire and a toilet paper tube?

    Why did I get blamed for letting the cat in?
     
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    Why doesn't ice cream have bones?
     
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    Have you watched a skeleton eat ice cream?


    Where did Fifi go?
     
  6. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    Shoot, did I forget it was my day to watch her?

    How far is "far"?
     
  7. Gib

    Gib Active Member

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    How far are you looking to go?

    How many baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
     
  8. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    Doesn't it take a committee to decide if the light bulb actually needs to be changed, and a subcommittee to determine the feasibility of changing it, while another subcommittee meets to determine if the cost of a new light bulb fits in the budget?

    How's that for an answer ... er, question?
     
  9. Gib

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    You've chaired several of those committees haven't you?

    Paracord or poly rope?
     
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    Do you have the paracord in black, or "desert sand"?

    Why would anyone buy poly rope?
     
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    Why not tie up PolyEucalyptus?

    What can I eat now?
     
  12. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    How about bacon and eggs?

    Speaking of which, has anyone seen my toaster?
     
  13. Gib

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    Is there a reward if we have?

    Ever weaved a basket?
     
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    Don't you think I'd rather buy a new toaster?
    No, have you ever shucked corn?
     
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    Is there more than corn in Indiana?


    Why is the sky Blue?
     
  16. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    Ever hear of Larry Bird? The Indy 500? "Hoosiers"? :laugh:
    What, do I look like a meteorologist?
     
  17. Gib

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    What else you think we did growing up country in Indiana?

    Have you ever wrestled with an angel?
     
  18. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    BZZZZT?? Did you notice you lost? Did you not see Prophet's questions and my answering questions?

    Shall we let you keep playing anyway?

    :laugh: ?
     
  19. Gib

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    Why wouldn't you?

    Do you know the muffin man?
     
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    No, have you ever met the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man?

    When is lunch, anyway?
     
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