Unusual quotes

I like that description.

I think it was Andy Griffith who said, 'Golf is a strange game. A feller [sic] hits a ball fur [sic] as he can, chases it only ta [sic] hit it down a gopher hole.'

 

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover your high school class is running the country- Kurt Vonnegut

 

There was a New Zealand premier a few years ago by the name of Muldoon and his nickname was "Piggy". He was not a loveable chap but he did possess a razor sharp wit. Now New Zealand suffers at time from little country syndrome in relation to the country left of them Australia. New Zealand has had the problem of folk migrating to Australia for better opportunities etc.

Sir ....what have you to say about the haemorhage of kiwis to Oz?

Mr Muldoon "It improves the IQ of both countries".

Well, how clever and how very rude.....I have always loved that quote even though it does spit in my eye so to speak.:tongue3: