I will deal with only a few items for now
At this time it seems appropriate to once again show the famous Calvinist dictionary;
Augustine: The first church father.
No Calvinist believes that;though would acknowledge that the Bishop of Hippo was the preeminent theologian of the early age of the Church --that is before the Middle Ages.
Call (effectual): to be irresistibly dragged
Name a Calvinist who belives that.
Catholicism: What Arminianism leads to.
No, it's just that Roman Catholics are Arminian/semi-Pelagian as are most evangelicals --including a majority of Baptists.
No. Here's what J. I. Packer said in his book
Evangelism and the Sovereignty of God:
"For the whole point of an antinomy --in theology, at any rate --is that it is not a real contraction,though it looks like one. It is an apparent incompatibility between two apparent truths. an antinomy exists when a pair of principles stand side by side, seemingly irreconcilable, yet both undeniable. There are cogent reasons for believing each of them; each rests on clear and solid evidence; but it is a mystery to you how they can be squared with each other. You see that each must be true on its own, but you do not see how they can both be true together." (p.26)
Nope.
Esau: Someone God hated, not for any reason though.
No Calvinist believes that God hated for no reason.
Exegesis: Any interpretation by James White, after all he's a Greek scholar.
He is excellent indeed, but not just because he is competent in Greek. Dr. White actually exegetes, not Hunt, Geisler and Co.
faith (1): Something that the elect are zapped with after regeneration.
We don't believe in zapping or magical elements that many non-Cals charge us with.
Finney, Charles: Wicked man who ravaged the evangelical movement. (Really)
Yes, really.
God's secret will: To save a few and reprobate the rest (secret to Arminians but not to us)
Nonsense.
Hebrews: Skip this book and read the Gospel of John instead.
So why have so many Calvinists written commentaries on it and preached so much from it?
Infant damnation: Something that brings God glory.
You are infantile.
John 3:16: Enigmatic verse. One must be a scholar to properly understand this passage. James White's unbiased insights are recommended.
It is indeed both the most famous verse in the Bible and the most misunderstood at the same time. And though James White deserves a great deal of credit these days --John Owen and John Gill especially are some shoulders that we rest uon for their biblical scholarship dealing with this passage and many other parts of the canon.
Well, he was. I thought you were going to say John Calvin.
Pelagian: Name to call Arminians, extra points if they don't know what it means.
No, they have Pelagian tendencies. But Arminians lean more toward semi-Pelagainism.
Rick Warren: worthless author, read something by John Gill instead.
Not worthless, but John Gill would certainly be a far better choice for mature believers.
Servetus: A heretic who got what he deserved.
Refer to Aaron for that one.
Whitefield, George: Wesley's superior
Though Wesley was about 10 years older than Whitefield --the latter began preaching outdoors a good bit earlier than Wesley. It's not a matter of superiority or inferiority. Of the two Whitefield was much more biblical.
The believing ones.