Anyone in Southern Indiana

Okay. How about Phil Buckner?

 

I cant speak for him, he is not in Japan right now

 

ohh yeah he is in Finlandia

 

oh really, I was on the premise that he was going to southern sweden. that liar!!!!

 

What on earth are you guys talking about????

 

matt please explain it to her!!!

 

Yeah, please. Because I am beyond confused! No fair, you two ganging up on me!!!

 

Okay it goes back to the "I want some Swedish fish post."
There me and Will came upon a troll and a cadaver fighting brutally!
We started screaming and yelling because it was so scary!
The troll was all gnawing on the cadaver and biting him and stuff. I was very scared! But Will, dictator for life in the youth forum, decided to call his good buddy Kenny Blankenship. (He works at K-Mart) When Kenny got (by the way, Kenny is related to Kenny G) he started pulling out his giant toe-nail clippers.I said "Whoo! What
are you going to do with those?" But he kept grinning and refused to tell me! Then my buddy Phil Buckner came in...
Take over Will my thoat is becoming sore:

 

Ok, Phil Buckner if you could'nt tell by the name...the Guy is gigantic. He took a blue light special light and threw it at a blow up lawn chair. well the lawn chair exploded, and flew onto the troll, and smothered him. animal control came and sedated the poor bugger. So Kenny Blankenship, decides this would be a great product to market. So now he has been in Japan for two years selling blow up lawn chairs for home security. It is really quite exciting!!!

One squirrel was harmed in the making of this post.

 

You know what is really sad concerning squirrels? They are all over the place in NC when I used to live there. Anyways, but every male that I knew would purposely try to hit them in the car! Road kill was absolutely everywhere there (way gross!)!!!!!!!! And it smells bad, and it's like right there with its guts oozing out! EEWWW!