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Church Bassist Discovers His Amp Has Been Unplugged For Past 20 Years

Discussion in 'Music Ministry' started by Revmitchell, Mar 20, 2019.

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  1. Revmitchell

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    SAVANNAH, GA—Christroads Community Church bassist Jimmy Bernard suddenly realized Sunday that his bass amp has been unplugged for the past two decades, without anyone ever noticing, sources confirmed.

    While carefully adjusting his amp’s sound levels to “get a little more punch” out of the amplifier before Sunday’s service, something caught Bernard’s eye: the power cord protruding out of the back of his amp was neatly wound up and zip-tied, having never been uncoiled and plugged into the wall.

    “Hey, was anyone gonna tell me my amp wasn’t plugged in?” Bernard asked as other worship band members pretended not to hear him over the drummer’s warm-up fills. “I put this amp up here in ’97, and no one told me it’s been off this whole time?”

    Church Bassist Discovers His Amp Has Been Unplugged For Past 20 Years
     
    #1 Revmitchell, Mar 20, 2019
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    Lol you might want to mention this is not a true story.
     
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    Sigh, satire is as its supposed to be.
     
    #3 Revmitchell, Mar 20, 2019
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    I just know on another board I participate it Babylon Bee became a problem because there were some who thought it was real. lol
     
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    Its likely those people cannot be helped.
     
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