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Crisis At A Gas Station

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by tyndale1946, May 24, 2019.

  1. tyndale1946

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    WOW, only in Sacramento, California. You will not believe what just happened today. So I pulled into the gas station to get some gas, and a soft drink. I was going in to pay, I noticed that Police parked on the side of the building. He was watching this woman who was smoking a cigarette while she was pumping gas. Of course I saw her, and thought, this lady's gotta be dumb as a box of rocks, and that cop is right there too! But anyways, I went inside and got my soda, and paid for my gas. As the cashier was giving me my receipt, I heard somebody screaming. I looked out the door, and the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm, and running around like crazy! I ran outside to help the police, he had just put the lady on the ground, and was putting the fire out with his coffee! He then handcuffed her, and put her in the back of his police car. I was wondering, "What kind of person smokes while pumping gas, think nothing's going to happen? So, being the inquisitive person that I am, I asked the officer what he was charging her with? He looked me dead in my face, and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!"... Gotcha!:Sneaky;)... Brother Glen:Roflmao
     
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    Sorry - that joke just didnt fire me up
     
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    Well perhaps she was waving it BUT it was not concealed. :Cool
     
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    Reminds me of one time I was working on the mower, had drained the gas out into a bucket, a stupid beagle that was hanging around came up and drank the gasoline and then started running around in circles for several minutes and then just suddenly stopped and fell over.


    He ran out of gas. :)
     
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  5. tyndale1946

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    Yeah Kentucky I heard that one too except in my version two kids were playing with a cat... Same results... Brother Glen:D

    Btw... I was talking to my friend Louie the other day, who happens to be Italian... And he told me a joke... I said wait a minute I've heard that one before and he said same joke different nationality or language... Just a side note, the story I posted came from my daughter, who got me with it... Her city was Fayetteville, Arkansas... I tweaked it a little
     
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