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Anyone Trick-or-Treating This Year?

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Dr. Bob, Oct 30, 2020.

  1. Dr. Bob

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    It’s confession time. I’m beginning to think I may be getting too old for this trick-or-treat business. Why?

    10. I get out of breath just walking to the first house on the block.

    9. I have to have our dog soften up the candy for me by chewing on it first.

    8. I ask for high-fiber candy only.

    7. When someone drops some candy in my trick-or-treat bag I struggle to keep my balance.

    6. People say, “Great Frankenstein mask!” Sadly, I’m not wearing a mask.

    5. When the door opens I yell, “Trick or … ” and can’t remember the rest.

    4. By the end of the night, I have a bag full of restraining orders.

    3. I have to carefully choose a costume that holds my waist in.

    2. I’m the only Ninja Turtle in the neighborhood pushing a walker.

    1. My grandkids are embarrassed to be seen with me out in public.
     
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    We had a trunk or treat last night , last year had 600 attend, was expecting around 1000. ended up with 4700! handed out candy, and tracks and bibles and gave many invites!
     
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    WOW!! Did the Baptist Board freeloaders bus show up?? :) And why am I learning about this only NOW??
     
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    Dr Bob - that list in the OP -
    You may have gotten that from me
    But I'm not sure

    But anyways as far as ......... What are we talking about???
     
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    Final total confirmed was 4770!
     
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