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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by SGO, Jun 24, 2021.

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  1. SGO

    SGO Well-Known Member

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    A man walks into a public library and orders a hamburger from the librarian.

    The librarian says, "This is a library."

    The man apologetically whispers, "I'd like a hamburger, please."
     
    #1 SGO, Jun 24, 2021
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    did she send him to the 641.3 section?
     
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    bleatchers
     
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    it would be best if you removed one e.
     
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    Bl eat chers is the only possible place (see ordinance 641.3) in a public library where a hamburger could be consumed quietly,
    All right E then.
     
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    But why did you bring the slurpeee in?
     
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    You slurpassed the OP of which said drink is not in the text.
    Unless you have a very old manuscript that says so but you know it is not true for it does not agree with the over 3,000.
    The ketchup the man wanted, but never got, is not a substitute for a slurpeee although some like to when eating.
    Are you Estonished?


    Not from Estonia
     
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    what do have against mustard?
     
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    Sorry, mustard you wrong.
     
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    Negative, in fact, you are being reported to
    Colonel Mustard
     
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    Sorry must have heard you wrong, Generally speaking.
     
    #11 SGO, Jun 27, 2021
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    What General was speaking
     
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    General Ly
     
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    so where is he lying? Or is he lying?

    Maybe he is lying about lying
     
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    Ling Ling, the famous panda.

    [​IMG]
     
    #15 SGO, Jun 27, 2021
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    Contrary to popular belief - Ling Ling is neither Squire or Dr. Bob
     
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    Ah, a bet ling man.
     
    #17 SGO, Jun 27, 2021
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