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SovereignGrace

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But then houses will become offended. I guess cave is after that? Then bats will be offended as they are using their homes. O O
 

KenH

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I received a fundraising letter from PETA this week. I tore it up and threw it away.
 

JonC

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But then houses will become offended. I guess cave is after that? Then bats will be offended as they are using their homes. O O
I think we are supposed to just say "they-them".

Rather than being offensive by saying a pitcher (which is labeling) or a team member (which implies a forfeiture of individualism) is in the bullpen we should just say "They-them are there".

See how easily we can communicate without offending. You don't really need to know who-where as long as you know somebody-something is there. :Wink
 

Bible Thumpin n Gun Totin

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Peta ought to watch our annual hog killing. All you need to start with is a .22, a huge sticking knife, a sawzall to split the carcass after skinning and a tractor to raise it on gambrels.

I bet they'd love the hog-sticking part where gallons of blood spill out...
 

Reynolds

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Peta ought to watch our annual hog killing. All you need to start with is a .22, a huge sticking knife, a sawzall to split the carcass after skinning and a tractor to raise it on gambrels.

I bet they'd love the hog-sticking part where gallons of blood spill out...
Saw all? Y'all done gone Hitec.
 

RighteousnessTemperance&

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I think we are supposed to just say "they-them".

Rather than being offensive by saying a pitcher (which is labeling) or a team member (which implies a forfeiture of individualism) is in the bullpen we should just say "They-them are there".

See how easily we can communicate without offending. You don't really need to know who-where as long as you know somebody-something is there. :Wink
You might to say "allegedly there" just in case it ends up in court. :Wink
 

Earth Wind and Fire

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I received a fundraising letter from PETA this week. I tore it up and threw it away.
Ahhh, PETA could be extremely useful in chasing away Muslim’s attempting to move into a residential and college area with a proposed slaughter house… we called them and the Muslims ran outa here fast. Heck when my family kill and butcher an animal, at least we have the decency to do it away from peoples homes and away from schools… not these cretins. PETA saved us from having to pay them a visit (at night)
 

Earth Wind and Fire

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Wouldn't it be nice if these woke people would wake up?
My body builder cousin ( God rest his soul) once took a drug dealer who was working the local school and college and took him up to a third floor window and threw him off it. The guy broke his arm and injured his back… Mike then grabbed him by the leg and dragged him back up the stairs and asked him if he was going to move outa town or would he like another go with the pavement

That’s one way to get woken!
 

JonC

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My body builder cousin ( God rest his soul) once took a drug dealer who was working the local school and college and took him up to a third floor window and threw him off it. The guy broke his arm and injured his back… Mike then grabbed him by the leg and dragged him back up the stairs and asked him if he was going to move outa town or would he like another go with the pavement

That’s one way to get woken!
Your cousin has a way with waking folks up. ;)
 

AustinC

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Peta ought to watch our annual hog killing. All you need to start with is a .22, a huge sticking knife, a sawzall to split the carcass after skinning and a tractor to raise it on gambrels.

I bet they'd love the hog-sticking part where gallons of blood spill out...
A story from a retired Chicago policeman:
A tractor trailer hauling hogs overturned in the s-curves near the loop. The hogs got out and were wandering the freeway. The cops at the scene were trying to figure out what to do. One cop decided the best option was to shoot them so he took aim and shot. The first shot just pissed off the pig and sent the others running. This led to all officers firing, expending over 100 rounds before all the pigs were killed.
Of course, now they had to try remove the dead pigs from the freeway, but it was night so they got a snow plow and plowed the pigs to the curb so they could clean up in the morning.

Turns out that word got out about the pig slaughter. By the time the cleanup crew arrived the next morning, all the pigs were gone. There happened to be many a pig roast on the southside, westside and northside over the next few days...
To hear the retired cop tell the story was priceless. The laughter brought tears to the eyes for all of us.
 

Earth Wind and Fire

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Your cousin has a way with waking folks up. ;)
He was Force Recon. The local police force called on him to get rid of riff raff like the heroin dealer who almost killed college students (kids really) experimenting. Mike was a wonderful man that we lost 5 Christmases ago.
 
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