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You might be at a Cowboy Church if ...

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by rdwhite, Sep 6, 2008.

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  1. rdwhite

    rdwhite New Member

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    If your cutting horse has more formal training than your pastor, you might be at a Cowboy Church.

    If there are more spit cups in the trash than coffee cups, you might be at a Cowboy Church.

    If the bucking machine was the most popular event at your VBS, you might be at a Cowboy Church.

    If the playground has several roping dummies, you might be at a Cowboy Church.

    If you get slapped in the face with a rope as you are walking through the parking lot, you might be at a Cowboy Church.

    If "Happy Trails" is sung at the end of the service, you might be at a Cowboy Church.
     
    #1 rdwhite, Sep 6, 2008
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    PJ Active Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
     
    #2 PJ, Sep 8, 2008
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    About 3 miles from here there is a bull riding arena. On Monday evening a local pastor holds church services there. They call it "Cowboy Church". They would get a kick out of these. :thumbs:
     
    #3 Carolina Baptist, Sep 8, 2008
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    I know someone who got saved at Cowboy Church.
     
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    Where did anyone get the idea that Cowboy church pastors have no formal training.
     
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    I guess Revmitchell did not think that it was funny. ;)
     
    #6 Rolfe, Apr 17, 2016
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    Cowboy Church Bus.

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    #7 Rolfe, Apr 17, 2016
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