9-11 truth movement

We wants the precious.

Joseph Botwinick

 

Well, when Tolkein spoke of the precious he of course was referring to planet Earth since he was a a well known Zirtakian agent hired by the Illuminati.

 

Keep it up Roger, you're on a roll!!!!

 

Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father did he?

Joseph Botwinick

 

One can doctor up a photograph pretty easily these days. Also, they claim on that site that it wasn't even a passenger plane in that photo. So where are all of the passengers that are listed as killed? </font>[/QUOTE]Did CNN doctor the DVD which they sold ("CNN Tribute: America Remembers")? They record the collapse of the upper floors of the Pentagon. This was almost half an hour after the incident. But, the rudder of a 757 extends above the top of the Pentagon. The rudder was also "ignored" in the widely distributed computer study submitted as explanation by some civil engineering group. I'm afraid you're asking the wrong question. You should ask: If a 757 hit the Pentagon, where is the plane?

 

Nope, Billy. You folks need to first tell us where the passengers are, or what happened to them. Otherwise, you folks are just posting nonsense, and anyone with a lick sense knows that.

 

Help me Obi Wan. You're my only hope.

Joseph Botwinick

 

My Jim just called Home Depot and ordered cinder blocks and all the aluminum foil they have. He's digging us a bomb shelter and I'm knitting foil hats as I type.

How much Tang and Spam do you think we'll need?

 

Don't get the Tang and Spam - they are part of Illuminati plot with the Zirtakians. These foods stay in your body making them more flavourful as a food source. Don't give them the pleasure. I would direct you to the website, but it has been hacked by scientist on Zirtak to contribute to hiding the truth.

All tin foil has been impregnated with micro-processors to transmit your every thought and emotion back to the home planet.

What does Obi Wan know about my father - was he taken as well?

 

No. I am your father. Search your feelings (or decoder ring if you wish). You know it to be true. Join me and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son.

Joseph Botwinick

 

Obi Wan Kenobi. Obi Wan... Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time... a long time...

 

I don't know, I am fearful of the leaders of the Zirtakian/Illuminati alliance. Now that I have exposed them I am sure to be on their hit list.

If you are indeed my father you must know the little known fact that I am from Volnax - the arch enemy planet of the Zirtakians. It is our quest to insure that the people of Earth are not oppressed by our long time enemies. I have secret photos SHOWING the passengers of the aircraft being carried away by the Zirtakian transport beam. If this ever is made public my life is over.

 

That's is all true information, I know. I saw it on a website called the Democratic Underground. But, what I really want to know is what does all of this have to do with Darth Vader and how did Yoda end up in a swamp in Dagobah when he used to live in a cushy palace on alderaan?

Joseph Botwinick

 

These are deep secrets only known by my brothers on Volnax - for now I must retire to the state that you humans call sleep - if you hear in the morning that an Aer Lingus jet has crashed into a home in Naas, don't believe it!!!

 

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.

Oh No! My mind has been hijacked by the evil Zirtakian forces of the illuminati and they are forcing me to quote Darth Vader. I am becoming Darth Vader. There is this breathing aparatus being shoved on my head...HEEEEEEEEEEELP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Joseph Vader

 

I don't know how much longer I can handle moderating you nuts!

 

His eyeballs are open?

Did you use a butter knife to open it up?

Joseph Botwinick

 

I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Joseph Botwinick

 

Ah, back to Wal-Mart to return the Spam and Tang! What shall I do? How can I protect my family?

Okra! That must be the secret! We'll eat Okra boiled. Surely that will protect us!

 

No, no, no. It must be fried!