9-11 truth movement

No true Southerner would eat okra any other way but to frie it. You must be part of the undercover secret illuminati trying to infiltrate our brains.

Joseph Botwinick

 

Yes, trust me Diane - okra is an import from Volnax, and if it is from Volnax it is good for you.

The residents of Zirtak HATE okra - it is a safe bet. The Illimunati have yet to figure out how to use okra in the plot.

I would be suspicious of boiled okra though - the breading is the secret to making Zirtakians hate it.

 

Oh, no! That must mean that Diane has been assimilated into The Collective!

 

We are the boiled okra. Drop all of your defenses and prepare to be assimilated. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Joseph Botwinick

 

Did you know that okra was on the menu of all of the planes used on September 11th? Again - I can't show you the link as it has been hacked from Zirtak.

 

Did you know this was all prophecied in the 11th chapter of Psalms? I saw it on a website, but it is no longer there as it has been removed by the illuminati. The truth is out there...WAY OUT THERE.

Joseph Vader

 

Ah... I've been found out!

Here is my REAL picture.

 

Actually, I don't need to give evidence - I was told in another thread today that it was impolite to ask for proof of a statement.

 

How rude of you, Roger, to demand evidence when they don't have any. Didn't you know that the illuminati has covered up all the evidence...it was prophecied in the Psalms.

Joseph Vader

 

My husband.... who is a vile man... said I could also show you his newest photo.

 

I used to have that. Man I miss my SW action figure collection.

Joseph Vader

 

Are you trying to say that my ears are dirty? Wait here while I get a Q-tip.

 

Can you hear through your eyeballs if your eyeballs are open?

 

I am wondering if this thread should be moved to the Humor forum...

Lord Joseph Vader

 

Some of you on this board are old enough to remember the Saturday morning movies (for 10c). For one thin dime 1/10th of a dollar you could see 2 full lenth feature films,a newsreel,comedy, comming attractions and the "serial". The serial was about "black hats" and "white hats" and how we would all cheer when the wh's were chasing the bh's, and then suddenly the bh's would turn and start chasing the wh's and then the wh's found them selves on a 200 foot cliff with no way to turn and then all of a sudden TUNE IN NEXT WEEK --------------What excitement.When we got a little older and leaned that the bh's and wh's were on the same side and working for the same studio and this was just acting. What a dissapointment. Well today the red and the blue have the same agenda.
But PRAISE GOD he SOVERIGN and still in control

 

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.



Joseph Botwinick

 

All right, I'll go first: They're under 400 feet of water in the Atlantic Ocean.

Okay, your turn now. Tell us all how the rudder of a 757 can smash into a building at more than 250 miles per hour and not cause any damage or even leave a mark. Feel free to consult with the others who find this so amusing.

 

I suppose you have more proof about the 400 feet of water than I do about the alien abduction?

 

It was on some website but was removed by the illuminati and the Skull and Bones in an attempt to cover up the truth.

Joseph Botwinick