humor

Overheard at a doctrinal debate near you: “Based on Scripture, we hold to three plus three—and that works fine for us.” “So you hold to six, then?” “What? Heavens no! And I’ll thank you to not accuse us of such a thing! We’ve never held to six, never taught six, and never will. Three plus...

Old Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "What have you done, my son?" the priest asked. "Well, I took a leetle lumber from the construction site down the road," Boudreaux answered. "Well, stealing is a sin, but men do not despise a thief who steals when he is starving...

A fabulously wealthy Texan had an only daughter who was young, beautiful, and eligible. One day he threw a party and invited hundreds of guests to his immense ranch. After they had wined, dined, and eaten dessert he called them all over to his Olympic-sized swimming pool. There they congregated...