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0 To 200 In Six Seconds

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Roy, Dec 7, 2020.

  1. Roy

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    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. The wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
     
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    Now, that's funny. But where did he get such a slow scale? I might be able to use it to "cheat," depending on my dismount. :Wink Oops. I meant, asking for a friend.
     
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    I did NOT see that coming:D:D
     
  4. Squire Robertsson

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    I hear the story as
    Bubba went out a bought himself a Ford F350 with all the bells and whistles. His wife took one look at it and said, " I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in less than six seconds." The next morning there was a box on the kitchen table with her name on it. Expecting the keys to a sports car, she opened it to find a scale.,​
     
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