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A little bite of watermelon

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by rlvaughn, May 18, 2018.

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    A woman conducting an experiment invited a Roman Catholic priest, a Presbyterian elder, and a Baptist deacon over for dessert. She served them watermelon balls infused with vodka. The Roman Catholic priest took a bite and smiled, and then slowly and methodically ate the rest. The Presbyterian elder took a bite, gobbled it up and asked for seconds. The Baptist deacon took one bite, put the spoon down...

    ...and started putting the seeds in his pocket.
     
    #1 rlvaughn, May 18, 2018
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