Amazing Harold Brown

Mr. Brown was named Amazing by his mother. He always hated the name. He and his wife of 32 years did not get along too well, and whenever she was in a snit with him she called him by his given name. One day he made her swear she'd never use the name again, and not to even put i ton his grave stone.

Woman of her word she never used it again. And when he died she did not put his full name on the head stone. But she did have engraved "Here lies Harold Brown who never looked at another woman."

Whenever someone passed by and read the headstone they would say, "that's amazing!"