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Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by kyredneck, Apr 21, 2010.

  1. kyredneck

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    I was walking past the mental hospital yesterday and all the patients were shouting, "twelve . . . . twelve . . . . twelve . . ."

    The fence was too high to see over, but I found a little gap in the planks and peeked through to see what was going on, and someone poked me in the eye with a stick!

    Then the patients all started shouting, "thirteen . . . . thirteen . . . . thirteen . . . "
     
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  2. kyredneck

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    Bump?? I thought you said they poked?
     
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    One....one...one....
     
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    One eyed red neck aka patch LOL
     
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