Ann Coulter and the "Hallowed Human Shields"

Hallowed Human Shields

Libs think Hillary’s smart as a whip,
I think she’s just a fraud.
She couldn’t hold Ann Coulter’s slip;
Ann’s America’s sharpest broad.
She chews up liberal talking heads,
With wit so quick and cunning,
Rips Alan Colmes to bloody shreds,
And sends Matt Lauer running.

But now she’s really gone too far,
All the liberal lambs are bleating;
Is there nothing sacred she won’t tar?
My word, she’s widow-beating!
“Can you believe it?” reporters gasp,
“Those are victims that she’s dissing;
How dare that vicious rightwing asp
Threaten widows with her hissing?”

Our lovely Ann’s beyond the pale,
Got the Libs all hot and fuming;
Why, this attack is off the scale,
Sacred cows this blonde's exhuming.
And with every shovelful of dirt,
We see from her indiscretion,
How Libs exploit such human hurt,
Then dare our right to question.

No, we mustn’t challenge anything,
Regardless how dumb or windy,
From a brain-fried lefty dingaling,
Like grave top screeching Cindy;
Or Cleland, Murtha, and Kerry,
Because of war, beyond aspersion,
Or those Jersey Widows Merry,
No, we daren’t dispute their version.

But Ms. Ann, so lithe and lethal, went ahunting in Liberal fields,
And sank her fangs in the haunches of their hallowed human shields.

Russ Vaughn

 

Mr. Vaughn doesn't claim to be a great poet. He's just an old soldier who often hits the nail on the head through poetry.

The grades he gets don't matter.

More for your reading pleasure:

Russ Vaughn
2d Bn, 327th Parachute Infantry Regiment
101st Airborne Division
Vietnam 65-66

The Eagle and the Serpents

Such discord now ‘tween you and us,
Mainstream Media and populace:
You envenom all that we hold dear,
And revel in those things we fear.
You denigrate our national pride
Taking always now the others’ side.
A Media mamba, a poisonous pest
That lurks within our Eagle’s nest.

SNIP

Can you Media serpents win this fight?
Bring our Eagle down from newfound height?
No longer now caged up by you,
Only negative news to shape our view.
The Internet set our Eagle free,
Now we can hear, now we can see.
A Mainstream Media hissing lies,
Spitting blinding venom in our eyes.

Our Eagle’s spied you false purveyors,
Just negative fools and foul naysayers.
The Eagle knows now he is right,
That he’s with honor in this fight.
And despite your biting fanged attacks,
He’ll land upon your serpent backs;
An image that should give you pause:
A thrashing snake in Eagle’s claws.

 

I got it.

Don't like the message. Shoot the messenger.

I have an idea. Why don't you write us a poem that answers the assertions he made in his poems?

You're just bound to be able to do that , you being so critical of his style and technique and all.:thumbs:

 

Now's my chance to make fun of your abilities as a poet purely because I don't like what you have to say, but I won't.

The poetry wasn't all that great, but you got your point across.

So does Russ.:thumbs:

 

But then, of course, you don't like his message.:smilewinkgrin:

So, like Galation, since you don't like his message, you have a tendency to attack the messenger without addressing his salient point, whatever it happens to be.

 

umm..let's see.

He's "tedious", he's "clumsy" and his poetry is "badly written doggerel".

I haven't seen you address his message at all.

Since you don't like his message, you attack him and his style instead of the point he made. You just proved it.

 

You are splitting hairs and still not addressing his salient point.

I agree with him. That's why I posted it and he makes our point very well.

Why are you afraid to deal with the subject?

 

You are and you haven't.

You've taken the usual liberal tactic of duck, dodge,and weave.

 

OK, Daisy. Since you just absolutely refuse to talk about Russ's main point, I'll try again.

Russ:

"But Ms. Ann, so lithe and lethal, went ahunting in Liberal fields,
And sank her fangs in the haunches of their hallowed human shields."


I'll give you a little help.


Mary Matalin:

"I take her larger point that in the absence of being able to make persuasive arguments, you(liberals) roll out messengers that can't be -- you know, it's politically incorrect to argue with."

"This is the point. This is complete the point she's making. These lefty crazy people go around calling us (conservatives) extra chromosome and Hitlers and Nazis and everything and nobody says anything. She calls somebody a harpy and you'd think that the whole world was on fire."

Care to comment on something besides Mr. Vaughn's skill as a poet?