Originally posted by Jason Gastrich:
Anyhow, since I created this thread for alleged Bible errors, I'd be happy to read and respond to anything else that you think may be in error in the Word of God.
Welcome to this edition of "How to Win a Biblical Inerrancy Debate"!
Here's how the game works:
When shown one of the many Biblical assertions that might be considered erroneous, the most important thing to remember is DON'T PANIC!! As long as you never stipulate what constitutes an "error", you get to qualify the meaning in such a way that it never reflects negatively on the Lord. Those who suggest that the Bible contains errors are simply "mistaken" or "not aware of the harmonization" or "using a bad translation or manuscript".
Your opponent is powerless for three reasons:
1) They can't prove that secular historical facts are more reliable than Biblical historical facts. If it's "man's word against God's word", you know who wins.
2) They can't prove that the Bible ever clearly refers to a cosmology known to be false. Flat, immovable earth? Of course, the Bible doesn't say that! That would be an error! The Bible is just being "metaphorical from a human perspective".
3) They can't prove that one verse in the Bible contradicts another, because they can almost always be harmonized. If they can't be harmonized, then they are using an erroneous manuscript copy of a perfect original. If all the copies have the contradiction, then we are all the hapless victims of erroneous manuscripts (but God's got a good copy stashed away).
When presented with an apparent error, proceed down this chain of options:
Q) Why does Daniel say that Darius was a Mede, when he was a Persian?
A) "If Biblical history says one thing and non-Biblical history says another, Biblical history wins." Therefore, secular history has simply forgotten about the Biblically-attested "Darius the Mede".
Q) Why does the Bible say that Judas died by hanging in one place and bursting guts in another?
A) "If Biblical history appears to contradict Biblical history, combine them into a harmonized account." Therefore, Judas hung himself, and then his guts burst open.
Q) Who was Joseph's (Mary's husband's) father?
A) We have no idea, but we can be certain that the concept of "telescoping genealogies" ensures that you can't prove an error.
Q) Did Elhanan kill Goliath?
A) Sorry, you and I have a bad Bible manuscript. The originals never said that.
Q) I give up.
A) Aha! I have successfully affirmed the hypothetical perfection of scriptural autographs that we will never possess!!
What a great God we serve, that He grants us access to imperfect copies of perfect originals, so that we may know his truth within a very small margin of error...