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Beardless ‘Calvinist’ Outed As Arminian Spy

Discussion in 'Calvinism & Arminianism Debate' started by Revmitchell, Dec 30, 2016.

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  1. Revmitchell

    Revmitchell Well-Known Member
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    From Babylon Bee
    VALLEY PASS, VA—Beard-free pastor Jonathan Greenwood, who claimed to be a staunch Calvinist when he was hired at Valley Reformed Church, was reportedly outed as an Arminian spy Friday after a church member saw a copy of Norman Geisler’s Chosen But Free on his desk.

    Greenwood was immediately placed on probation pending a full church investigation.

    “We should have seen the warning signs,” a church elder told reporters. “He swore he was Reformed, but the guy is completely clean-shaven.”

    http://babylonbee.com/news/beardless-calvinist-outed-arminian-spy/
     
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    Great satire
     
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    That is a funny one

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