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Bess the Milk Cow

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by KenH, Nov 30, 2020.

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    KenH Well-Known Member

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    One day a dairy farmer got up earlier than normal to milk his cow, named Bess. It was still dark and Bess was still asleep. When he started, Bess awoke, startled. She turned her head around, saw the farmer, and said, “Thank heavens it’s you! I thought I was being robbed!”

    Heard on “The Andy Griffith Show”.
     
    #1 KenH, Nov 30, 2020
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