Best Corny Dad Jokes

[KenH]

• "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
• "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
• "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
• "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
• "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."
• "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
• "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."
• "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
• "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

More here: 145 Dad Jokes That are Actually Funny - Best Dad Jokes of All Time (countryliving.com)

 

[JonC]

• "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
• "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
• "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
• "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
• "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."
• "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
• "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."
• "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
• "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

More here: 145 Dad Jokes That are Actually Funny - Best Dad Jokes of All Time (countryliving.com)

My favorite -

"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

 

[Salty]

I just sent Jon a jokebook --- in fact it was so clean - it was banned in Hollywood!

 

[hurryning]

What do you call the security guards for samsung?

Guardians of the galaxy