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Boy At Prom...

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by SynodOfDort, Mar 27, 2014.

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  1. SynodOfDort

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    Let's see if this one can land on Grif.net...

    A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
     
    #1 SynodOfDort, Mar 27, 2014
  2. just-want-peace

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    Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!
    GROAN!!!!!!!
    Good one!!!!!
    :tonofbricks::BangHead::laugh::1_grouphug:
     
    #2 just-want-peace, Mar 27, 2014
  3. Salty

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    Looks like this is a time joke.....
     
    #3 Salty, Mar 27, 2014
  4. Carolina Baptist

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    You know the sad thing?
    I will probably tell that one at work tomorrow.
     
    #4 Carolina Baptist, Mar 27, 2014
  5. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    ... And did you? :laugh:
     
    #5 thisnumbersdisconnected, Mar 28, 2014
  6. Carolina Baptist

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    Yep. At work and at the restaurant while eating out with friends. :thumbsup:
     
    #6 Carolina Baptist, Mar 28, 2014
  7. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    I wish I did not like this as much as I do :)
     
    #7 NaasPreacher (C4K), Mar 29, 2014
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    Different can be refreshing...as punch at a dance, even.
     
    #8 prophet, Mar 29, 2014
  9. NaasPreacher (C4K)

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    I sent this one in the the host of Ireland's classical music station. He is always telling jokes like this and he read it on air Monday morning :)
     
    #9 NaasPreacher (C4K), Apr 2, 2014
  10. SaggyWoman

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    Where is my stun gun?
     
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