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Broken Finger

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by pinoybaptist, Feb 3, 2010.

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  1. pinoybaptist

    pinoybaptist Active Member
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    From a web ezine I subscribe to:

    Fred Dumbhead went to the doctor to complain about several aches and pains. The doctor asked him where it hurt and Fred said "here" as he touched his left knee and winced in pain.
    Then he touched his ankle, forehead, rib cage, elbow, chin and neck, each time wincing in pain, adding that all these spots hurt badly too.

    The doctor said, "I have diagnosed your trouble. You have a broken finger."
     
    #1 pinoybaptist, Feb 3, 2010
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    Isnt that what Baptist folks do sometimes

    "I am having such a hard time finding a good church"

    Well, church one has a problem here,
    church 2 has a problem here
    church 3 here has a problem here
    church 4 has a problem here ...

    hmmm, maybe the problem is that Baptist himself
     
    #2 Salty, Feb 3, 2010
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