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Chuck Norris

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Rolfe

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Chuck Norris' 75th birthday is today.

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They tried to add Chuck Norris to Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough....
 
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They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In the Library. With a roundhouse kick."
 
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
 
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PFFFFT.

Chuck Norris would let him keep his paper clip. Start your Macdoofus worship somewhere else. This thread is for a real hero. And we're trying to be serious.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
 
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Chuck Norris is an android built by MacGyver in an attempt to find a worthy opponent. :smilewinkgrin:
 
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