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Couple of decent jokes....

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by Centrist, Jul 5, 2020.

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  1. Centrist

    Centrist Active Member

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    Ya know they gotta be good, 'cause you didn't have to vote for them!


    What did the Halal lettuce say to the Halal cucumber?
    Let's make Salat!


    An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you!"
    God said, "OK, let me see you do it!"
    So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, "Oh, no you don't! Get your own dirt!"
     
    #1 Centrist, Jul 5, 2020
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  2. JonC

    JonC Moderator
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    OK..... The second one makes up for the first :Laugh
     
    #2 JonC, Jul 5, 2020
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