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Daughter's Moving Out

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by InTheLight, Oct 15, 2015.

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  1. InTheLight

    InTheLight Well-Known Member
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    Last night, my daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop..."

    "Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again...And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brothers."

    Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...

    "Dad, I have decided to work for Hillary's election campaign."
     
    #1 InTheLight, Oct 15, 2015
  2. Sue-Ellen

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    lol That is too funny! All in good humor! Got a good chuckle out of it! :)
     
    #2 Sue-Ellen, Oct 16, 2015
  3. lexinonomous

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    This was hilarious, ha ha ha! I went into reading this forgetting I was in the clean humor section, so I thought your daughter was a bit dramatic. Oops! This turned out to be a great joke!
     
    #3 lexinonomous, Oct 16, 2015
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    That was so funny! Thank you for the laugh! Sitting here drinking my coffee and I almost spit it out. I can always use a good laugh Tongue
     
    #4 Carnold23, Oct 17, 2015
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    Hahaha. This is actually pretty hilarious. I really thought your daughter was being overly dramatic. Biggrin
     
    #5 dyanmarie25, Nov 16, 2015
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