Don't believe him!

[Roy Kling]

Groundhog Day is almost upon us again, and again that fuzzy 12 pound, beady eye, rodent will be entrusted by some to tell us the weather for the next six weeks. I have it on good authority that he's a liar, do not believe him if he calls an early spring.

 

[Ben1445]

I have it on good authority that he hasn’t shoveled his driveway since the last time it snowed. I don’t think his door can even open.