Dr. Geezer

DR. GEEZER

AN OLD GEEZER BECAME VERY BORED IN RETIREMENT AND DECIDED TPEN A MEDICALCLINIC. HE PUT A SIGN UP OUTSIDE THAT SAID: "DR. GEEZER'S CLINIC. GET YOUR TREATMENT FOR $500, IF NOTCURED, GET BACK $1,000."

DOCTOR "YOUNG," WHO WAS POSITIVE THAT THIS OLD GEEZER DIDN'T KNOW BEANS ABOUT MEDICINE, THOUGHT HIS WOULD BE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO GET $1,000. SO HE WENT TO DR. GEEZER'S CLINIC.

DR. YOUNG: "DR. GEEZER”, I HAVE LOST ALL TASTE IN MY MOUTH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME??"

DR. GEEZER: "NURSE,
PLEASE BRING MEDICINE FROM BOX 22 AND PUT 3 DROPS IN DR.YOUNG'S
MOUTH."

DR YOUNG: AAAGH!! --"THIS IS GASOLINE!"

DR. GEEZER: "CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU'VE GOT YOUR TASTE BACK. THAT WILL BE $500.

DR. YOUNG GETS ANNOYED AND GOES BACK AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS FIGURING TO RECOVER HIS MONEY.

DR. YOUNG: "I HAVE LOST MY MEMORY, I CANNOT REMEMBER NYTHING."

DR. GEEZER: "NURSE, PLEASE BRING MEDICINE FROM BOX 22 AND PUT 3 DROPS IN THE PATIENT'S MOUTH." DR. YOUNG: "OH, NO YOU DON'T, --
THAT IS GASOLINE!"

DR. GEEZER: "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE GOT YOUR MEMORY BACK.
THAT WILL BE $500."

DR. YOUNG (AFTER HAVING LOST $1000) LEAVES ANGRILY AND COMES BACK AFTER SEVERAL MORE DAYS.

DR. YOUNG: "MY EYESIGHT HAS BECOME WEAK -I CAN HARDLY SEE
ANYTHING!!!!"

DR. GEEZER: "WELL, I DON'T HAVE ANY MEDICINE FOR THAT SO, "HERE'S YOUR $1000 BACK." (GIVING HIM A $10 BILL) Dr. Young: "But this
is only $10!"

DR. GEEZER: "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT YOUR VISION BACK! THAT WILLBE $500."

MORAL OF STORY --
JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE "YOUNG" DOESN'T MEAN > THAT YOU CAN OUTSMART AN OLD GEEZER"