ERROR: Messages

Maybe you haven't seen these yet, but I think they may be out there...waiting for just the right error.

ERROR: Bang on LEFT side of the computer to restart Windows.

ERROR: press all the keys at once to continue.

ERRER: #0002: errers instead of errors.

ERROR: #0004: press any key to continue.

ERROR: #002: any key not found.



ERROR: no error, Yet.

ERROR: #0032: keyboard not responding. Use hammer (Y/n)?



ERROR: #004: erroneous error. Nothing wrong.

ERROR: #0040: this program will crash right before you win.

ERROR: #01E: timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.

ERROR: #3032: recursion error. See error #3032.

ERROR: #304: out of memory, I think. Er... Where was I?

ERROR: Error reading drive A: Please insert 25 cents.

ERROR: file not found. Where did you last leave it?

ERROR: fingers not ready. Bang head on keyboard to continue.



ERROR: #999: dyslexic computer possessed by devil.

ERROR: Illegal error. You are not allowed to get this error.

ERROR: Press any key...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!

ERROR: Recursion error: (R)etry, (R)etry, (R)etry?

ERROR: Religious error: (I)gnore, (R)epent, (B)lame Satan?

ERROR: HUMOR Error overflow, computer halted.

ERROR: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ind 12 year old and ask?

ERROR: strike any match to burn computer.