The Amazing, Always Moving $100 Bill theory .... Stay with this one. It is good (makes sense)
:laugh: It's a slow day in the small town of ‘Pumphandle’ and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the ONLY motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying before he rents the room he wants to inspect it. He is given the keys to one on the third floor at the far end of the motel, quite some distance from the office, but said to be the best room they had!
As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
(Stay with this..... and pay attention)
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the local pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the ‘Pumphandle Co-op.'
The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the one and only town prostitute,
who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
The hooker take the money thanking the owner of the Co-op, and rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel Owner.
The motel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter just in time so the traveler wouldn't suspect anything while he was inspecting the room!
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.
Here's the kicker: No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee … as everyone turn in for the night to listen to the news and Obama speak on the success of his continued government stimulus packages!
:laugh: It's a slow day in the small town of ‘Pumphandle’ and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the ONLY motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying before he rents the room he wants to inspect it. He is given the keys to one on the third floor at the far end of the motel, quite some distance from the office, but said to be the best room they had!
As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
(Stay with this..... and pay attention)
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the local pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the ‘Pumphandle Co-op.'
The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the one and only town prostitute,
who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
The hooker take the money thanking the owner of the Co-op, and rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel Owner.
The motel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter just in time so the traveler wouldn't suspect anything while he was inspecting the room!
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.
Here's the kicker: No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee … as everyone turn in for the night to listen to the news and Obama speak on the success of his continued government stimulus packages!
And that, my friends, is how the
:wavey: "government stimulus package" works! :smilewinkgrin:
:wavey: "government stimulus package" works! :smilewinkgrin: