Favorite Sayings....

That's neat!

Something I tell my boys alot....look with your eyes not with your hands! LOL

 

I am not going to fight Satan, I'll let Christ do that for me. Not even Michael the Archangle would withstand him personally.

 

Sanctified mediocraty is still mediocraty.

 

Carpe Diem!

 

Let the Wookie win.


Actually I rather like the term Bapticostal.

 

Paraphrased from Spurgeon:

"You don't need to defend the Bible. It's like a lion, just turn it loose".

HankD

 

Never beat on a woman you've got to go to sleep around.

A pat on the back builds character. If given young enough, and hard enough, and low enough.

If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
(Posted on my mother's refrigerator)

 

Thank you lord... You always know when i'm in need...

 

"I've been doing so much for so long with so little, I can do anything forever with nothing".

"My stomach is a chicken cemetary".

"You may be head of the house but she is the neck that turns the head".

"Man is the only animal that when you pat him on the back his head swells".

"Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill".

"Is that your face or did your neck throw up"?

"The quality of your life is based upon decisions you have made. The quality of your life tomorrow will be based upon decisions you make today".

 

What is the speed of dark?

A day without sunshine is ...night.

How deep would the ocean be without sponges?

On the other hand...you have fingers.

Learn to have patience, or you could become one.

And my favorite; His driveway doesn't reach the garage.



In HIS service;
Jim

 

My grandmother used to say, "you cannot argue with an idiot."

I have found that to be true many times in life.

 

My wife does it all the time.

 

"The Bible was written in tears, and to tears it yields its best treasures"
- A.W. Tozer

 

That is a wonderful quote Craigbythesea.

Speaking of sayings my dad used to make me repeat this one over and over.

"The right way is not always the easy way but its the best way."

Here is another one:

"Nothing good happens after 12:00 at night."

I suppose I'm being sentimental but my dad will be 61 tommorrow. He has been a child of God going on 30yrs. now. I'm very grateful for having Christian parents. I never would have made it through all my boozing and dope if it hadn't been for them. Now I'm on my way to the mission field. I have 3 wonderful daughters and a wonderful wife. I owe it to Jesus first and then to my folks.

 

I have to slip in some Bob Jones senior,

"Do right, do right, do right till the stars fall"