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Discussion in '2000-02 Archive' started by Barnabas H., Feb 11, 2002.

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  1. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tyndale1946: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks...
    Don't be like the fly and get caught in the web... Brother Glen     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [​IMG]
     
    #1 Barnabas H., Feb 11, 2002
  2. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TomVols, in reply to the KJ-Bible Defenders thread: Thanks Ransom. I'll definitely put it on my "Want List" and check it out.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *** There supposed to be a Tomcat fighter plane over here, but the URL must have been messed up. *** :rolleyes:

    [ February 19, 2002: Message edited by: Barnabas ]
     
    #2 Barnabas H., Feb 11, 2002
  3. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Helen in the Clean Humor forum: You know what they call a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I am glad you’ve said it Helen and not I. [​IMG]
     
    #3 Barnabas H., Feb 12, 2002
  4. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Thomas Cassidy (in answer to an article relating to "horse sense & common sense"): I wonder why they call it common sense when it seems not to be all that common? [​IMG]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [​IMG]
     
    #4 Barnabas H., Feb 12, 2002
  5. Kathy

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin:
    Although I'm thinking about giving up water skiing for Lent myself. Hard to get through the ice this time of year, anyway.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Smooth, very smooth! LoL

    [​IMG]
     
    #5 Kathy, Feb 13, 2002
  6. Kathy

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    Regarding Fasting...

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chet:
    Hey, there is no way I can go without food over 5 or 6 hours, let alone a whole day! :D <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL Chet! [​IMG]
     
    #6 Kathy, Feb 14, 2002
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JAMES2:
    Well, I sometimes get to explicit and get shut down, so I was trying to be nice. I admit, I am rather blunt, but also truthful.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Brutal honesty...LoL

    [​IMG]
     
    #7 Kathy, Feb 14, 2002
  8. Clint Kritzer

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    This is my six-hundred and sixty-sixth post!
    :eek:

    [ February 18, 2002: Message edited by: Clint Kritzer ]
     
    #8 Clint Kritzer, Feb 18, 2002
  9. Clint Kritzer

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    There, I'm over that hurdle! Figured this was the thread with which to jump over that wall! :D :D :D
     
    #9 Clint Kritzer, Feb 18, 2002
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    You dare bring such heathenistic posts to this thread Bro. Kritzer? Why, I'll have you know that this thread is the purest you'll find on the Baptist Board!

    *Note: Please disregard ramblings of raving lunatic above. Thank you.* [​IMG]

    Kathy [​IMG]
    &lt;&gt;&lt;
     
    #10 Kathy, Feb 19, 2002
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    [​IMG] Above.....Whom??
     
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  12. Kathy

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    Kathy = raving lunatic! LoL (Sorry, I didn't mean Bro. Kritzer!)

    Kathy
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    #12 Kathy, Feb 20, 2002
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    [Sorry Gang, my giant frog CROAKED!


    OKEY DOKEY
    (Don't worry...this'll be my only post with
    giant frogs!!)

    [ February 20, 2002: Message edited by: preacher ]

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  14. Kathy

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    Hey Preacher, you might wanna get rid of the huge froggy (altho he is cute), cuz BB has a new rule that images cannot be bigger than the BB banner on the top left. Just wanted to give you a heads up! Happy editing.

    Kathy
    &lt;&gt;&lt;

    P.S. I got yer back Precher! They got me too! LoL
     
    #14 Kathy, Feb 20, 2002
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Miss Bobbie:
    It never occurred to me one might edit for content. I edit only for typing, grammar, and clarity, lest someone think that English is merely a second language for me. :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LoL@English as a second language! You're a riot Miss Bobbie!

    [​IMG]
     
    #15 Kathy, Feb 20, 2002
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Clint Kritzer:
    If I feel there is a question about why I was editing, I will usually add a text at the bottom such as:

    [edited for better sentence structure]

    or something like that. When I see this done by others, I tend to believe it. Of course, no one reads my posts anyway...

    [edited for a more humble demeanor]

    [ February 18, 2002: Message edited by: Clint Kritzer ]    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by preacher:
    I read your posts, & even agree with al...er..most of them! :rolleyes:

    [edited to make Bro. Clint feel better!!!] [​IMG]

    [ February 18, 2002: Message edited by: preacher ]    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Is it just me, or do Baptists have the best sense of humor? LoL! [​IMG]
     
    #16 Kathy, Feb 20, 2002
  17. Barnabas H.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SaggyWoman: You guys ain't right. :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dr. Thomas Cassidy: Of course we are! My wife said, on the occasion of our 26th anniversary two weeks ago, "I married Mr. Right. Unfortunately, his first name is 'Always!'" [​IMG] <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    [​IMG]
     
    #17 Barnabas H., Feb 20, 2002
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Pastor Larry: BTW, if you have a true ThD, why are you citing Hebrew definitions out of Strong's?? That is very suspect. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Note to self: Don't mess with Pastor Larry.
     
    #18 Siegfried, Feb 22, 2002
  19. Clint Kritzer

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    SukieLyn on the subject of "Favotite TV shows." <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Captain Kangaroo [​IMG] (Dr. Bob kind of reminds me of the Captain! Maybe Barnabas is Mr. Green Jeans!)
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
    #19 Clint Kritzer, Feb 23, 2002
  20. Kathy

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    You said

    A simple YES or NO would have been sufficient.    </font>[/QUOTE]LoL! [​IMG]
     
    #20 Kathy, Feb 23, 2002
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