Get Thee Behind Me Satan!

A preachers wife went to the store and bought an expensive dress. She came home and said to her husband, “Honey, how do I look?” He looked at the dress and immediately said, “How much did that cost?” She told him the price and, as you might expect, he hit the ceiling, as it was far beyond what he felt a dress should actually cost. “How could you spend that much money on one dress?” “Well I put it on, and the devil told me how good I looked in it!” The preacher became very excitable and irritated and said, “Well, dear why didn’t you give the devil one of those ‘get thee behind me Satan’ lines?” She said, “Actually, I told the devil to get behind me, and he went back there and told me it looked good back there too!”... Brother Glen