Golfing Water Hazard

Oh my goodness! Crocs are scary! I think I'd find a new course without the wildlife attractions!

 

Hey I paid $3.00 for that ball Crocks or no Crocks.:tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue3:

 

Here, we have the Spring Ice Classic that is played on the Bering Sea while it is still frozen. They drill 6 holes in the ice, put coffee cans in, and spray paint the greens. One of the rules is that you get a 1 stroke penalty if you hit a polar bear. But, you get a 3 stroke deduction if you get your ball back.

 

I'll leave you to do the arguing! I think it might cost you an arm and a leg!

(I'll get me coat...)

 

Hope of Glory,

I read this in the joke section a few weeks ago by Snotzhoff (hope I spelled it correctly)

I got this in an e-mail and thought it was hilarious...

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first."Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he proclaimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape ! The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

Michael

 

I think the rabbi should win the game automatically.raise: