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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by I Am Blessed 24, Aug 26, 2008.

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  1. I Am Blessed 24

    I Am Blessed 24 Active Member

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    Rules are simple. Just ask a question. Can be serious, funny, or neither. :laugh:

    ONE QUESTION PER POST PLEASE.

    Example: Why do they call it lipstick when it doesn't stick?
     
    #1 I Am Blessed 24, Aug 26, 2008
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    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
     
    #2 I Am Blessed 24, Aug 26, 2008
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    Why do they tell you to park in a drive way
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    drive on a parkway?
     
    #3 Salty, Aug 26, 2008
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    what was the best thing before sliced bread?

    ( you know the saying, best thing since sliced bread)
     
    #4 donnA, Aug 26, 2008
  5. I Am Blessed 24

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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
     
    #5 I Am Blessed 24, Aug 27, 2008
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    Why does Hawaii have an interstate?
     
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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
     
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    Why didn't Noah swat one of those two flies?
     
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    Why is it that if you're traveling in an airplane it's called flying, but if you're traveling in a boat it isn't called swimming?
     
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    What disease did cured ham actually have?
     
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    Where do all the unmatched socks go?
     
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    (The dryer chews up one sock from each pair and spits it out as lint.) :)

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
     
    #12 I Am Blessed 24, Sep 5, 2008
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    Oh boy is that a loaded question. Doncha know women have always plotted to put men on the moon?

    Why does the DOH put up signs announcing "bump" instead of just fixing the bump in the first place?
     
    #13 abcgrad94, Sep 5, 2008
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    All 50 states plus PR and DC have "interstates," as this is 'shorthand' for the Eisenhower Interstate and Defense Road System, of the United States. HI actually has 4 interstates as does also AK (all -unsigned). KY currently has 8 interstates, plus a Business Loop I-24, and four future interstate routes planned as of now. I believe there are actually more interstate routes that are within only one state, than there are that are in more than one state, as most 3-Digit interstate routes are in only one state, even though there may be multiple uses of that number in multiple states.

    Why does most 'cargo' go by trucks, railcars, ships or planes, and very little go by cars?

    Ed (Roads scholar) :D
     
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    Where do birds go when they can't fly?
     
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    Sick humor. :eek:
     
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    They go into a cat's tummy. :eek:

    Why do we tell people to "walk a mile in my shoes" when we have to walk a mile barefoot to get them back?
     
    #17 I Am Blessed 24, Sep 8, 2008
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    Where do they go when frogs croak?
     
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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
     
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    Did you copy that?
     
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