Gunshot to the Head

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
> and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
> groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
> driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
> both hands behind the back of her head.
>
> He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that
> Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.
>
> He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot
> in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an
> hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car
> because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands
> from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a
> wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
> canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
> like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
> When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
> thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
> recovered.
>
> Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could
> all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and
> the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's
> fault.