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Hatched, Matched, and Dispatched

Discussion in 'Jokes & Humor (Clean)' started by rlvaughn, Jul 8, 2018.

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The other day from the radio I heard Adrian Rogers say that many people only attend church three times -- we they are hatched, when they are matched, and when they are dispatched!

Hatched (christening)
Matched (wedding)
Dispatched (funeral)

#1 rlvaughn, Jul 8, 2018
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I didn't edit that very well. "we" should be "when"

The other day from the radio I heard Adrian Rogers say that many people only attend church three times -- when they are hatched, when they are matched, and when they are dispatched!

#2 rlvaughn, Jul 8, 2018

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