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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Salty, Oct 7, 2010.

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  1. Salty

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    Lets tell a story

    Two rules

    1) Max of two sentences
    2) Story must have some kind of continuity
    3) At least on "incorrect" homonym must be used
    List of homonyms

    Ok, here we go:

    On a dark snowy night in Florida a van full of college kids went to a high school football game. They wanted to see if the wait of a VW was more than 200 pounds.
     
    #1 Salty, Oct 7, 2010
  2. 4ever4Jesus

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    The college students were happy because their team had ”One” The game
    They will be at next weeks game to see if their team makes it to the play offs.:thumbsup:
     
    #2 4ever4Jesus, Oct 7, 2010
  3. Tom Butler

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    In the meantime, they will have to get serious about their classes. Some of them are taking some rather difficult coarse work.
     
    #3 Tom Butler, Oct 8, 2010
  4. Gwyneth

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    Also they have all been tolled to abstain from ail
     
    #4 Gwyneth, Oct 8, 2010
  5. Salty

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    So during lunch our (which lasts only 52 minutes) I was not able to finish my too course meal. Then I need to go for three mile walk
     
    #5 Salty, Oct 8, 2010
  6. Tom Butler

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    Boy, was I tired after that three-mild walk. I had to wrest for a while. I slept for more than an our.
     
    #6 Tom Butler, Oct 9, 2010
  7. Gwyneth

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    when I rows, I went on my weigh .
     
    #7 Gwyneth, Oct 10, 2010
  8. Tom Butler

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    I dropped by the football field to Czech on the football teem practice.
    It was pretty hot, and the guys were sweating like a golfer standing over a 100-dollar put with five dollars in his pocket.
     
    #8 Tom Butler, Oct 10, 2010
  9. Tom Butler

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    After watching football practice, I was pretty Hungary.

    I was ready for a good meal, so I headed for the restaurant and ordered filet of soul.
     
    #9 Tom Butler, Oct 10, 2010
  10. rbell

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    Wow...this thread is in the wrong forum.

    Shouldn't it be in the "gnus" forum?

    :D
     
    #10 rbell, Oct 11, 2010
  11. Tom Butler

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    Naw, I think it's in the right form.

    Getting it in the right form is the mane objective.
     
    #11 Tom Butler, Oct 11, 2010
  12. Salty

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    Why must it be right, if you get left behind.
    My goodness, you keeping talking about it, you may get horse
     
    #12 Salty, Oct 11, 2010
  13. Gwyneth

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    I new this wood be an addictive thread.
     
    #13 Gwyneth, Oct 14, 2010
  14. Tom Butler

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    Thank you, Gwyneth for rescuing this thread. It's getting tougher to come up with the homonyms, but I'm hooked enough on it to keep peaking in every once in a wile.
     
    #14 Tom Butler, Oct 14, 2010
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    Reading the respnses to this thread is way two much four me!
     
    #15 ktn4eg, Oct 14, 2010
  16. Gwyneth

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    I`m on hear sew early today.
     
    #16 Gwyneth, Oct 15, 2010
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    The dyslexic farmer new it was over when he got a John Deere letter from his girlfriend! :tear:
     
    #17 ktn4eg, Oct 16, 2010
  18. Gwyneth

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    The best thing about this thread is - such a lot of people normally right like this, it is quiet easy two fined examples in posts, hear at BB.
     
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    Q: Where did Jonah go after he left Nineveh?

    A: He sailed to the island of Great Britain and lived in Wales!
     
    #19 ktn4eg, Oct 16, 2010
  20. Gwyneth

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    Living in Whales is not sew bard.:wavey:
     
    #20 Gwyneth, Oct 17, 2010
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