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Discussion in '2008 Archive' started by Barnabas H., Oct 16, 2005.

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  1. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Very cute! :thumbs: :) :wavey:
     
    #1 Barnabas H., Oct 16, 2005
  2. Scarlett O.

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    Barnabas,

    I'm so glad that you started this thread again. The other one that disappeared was soooo funny.

    I remember once a very long time ago (I was just a lurker), there were some people on the BB having a heated discussion as to what Heaven was going to be like.

    ChristianCynic (remember him?) said,....

    "Well, I know this. We not going to be floating around on some dumb clouds, playing a bunch of crummy harps!!"

    I still laugh when I think about it.

    Peace-
    Scarlett O.
    &lt;&gt;&lt;
     
    #2 Scarlett O., Oct 16, 2005
  3. donnA

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    I love these threads [​IMG]
     
    #3 donnA, Oct 16, 2005
  4. Gwen

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    [​IMG] LOL [​IMG]
     
    #4 Gwen, Oct 16, 2005
  5. Rachel

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    awwwwww! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #5 Rachel, Oct 16, 2005
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    Loved Dr. Bob's quip a while back on deacons.

    "...Phoebe (a woman in the church at Cenchrea, neighbor to Corinth) is called by the MASCULINE TITLE "deacon" (not simply as a feminine form of the word, which would be a female servant)

    Many of my friends think that the use of this masculine term is the "office" of deacon . . and a woman was one!

    Others of my friends teach that she was simply a servant and not anything "official" (not the HUSBAND of one woman!!).

    Me? I agree with my friends."


    LOL
    Your BB friend, Rob
     
    #6 Deacon, Oct 17, 2005
  7. baptistk

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    Very cute! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]     </font>[/QUOTE]How cute! Loved it. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #7 baptistk, Oct 18, 2005
  8. Barnabas H.

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    Bro. Jim, you sure have a way with words! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #8 Barnabas H., Oct 20, 2005
  9. Rachel

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    "Monkey, it's what's for dinner... " by jw

    "Monkey, the other white meat!" and "Eat chicken. It tastes like everything!" by padredurand

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #9 Rachel, Oct 20, 2005
  10. Barnabas H.

    Barnabas H. <b>Oldtimer</b>

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    Dr. Bob.... I nevah! [​IMG]
     
    #10 Barnabas H., Oct 21, 2005
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    I love them all! [​IMG]
     
    #11 AVL1984, Oct 24, 2005
  12. Barnabas H.

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    [​IMG]
     
    #12 Barnabas H., Oct 27, 2005
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    Source is this page & thread:
    Baptist Theology & Bible Study Forum:

    http://www.baptistboard.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php/topic/3/3195/3.html

    Tim (Mbr#844):
    I know if I knew what was going to happen
    I could predict it lots better :D
     
    #13 Ed Edwards, Oct 28, 2005
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    Originally posted by Blackbird:

    We have a couple of Andy Griffith DVD's---hilarious!!! A while back I started "getting into" The Practice----but they moved time slots and it interfered with church times--so I "fell out of" with it!
     
    #14 Thankful, Oct 28, 2005
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    Not too long after I joined, I stepped in and posted on a subject to help alleviate an argument between 2 BB'ers.

    I do not recall what the thread was about, but I distinctly remember helping to quell the argument with a typo in my comments which was later pointed out to me.

    I stated at the conclusion of my comments,

    I still can't believe I actually wrote that. [​IMG]
     
    #15 Bro. James Reed, Oct 29, 2005
  16. Rachel

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] Bro.James Reed, we should remember that for future arguments! [​IMG]
     
    #16 Rachel, Oct 29, 2005
  17. Pete

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    ...But I don't drink sake :confused:

    :rolleyes:

    :D
     
    #17 Pete, Nov 5, 2005
  18. I Am Blessed 24

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    Not saki, Pete! Sake! :rolleyes:

    I think 'Pete' refers to St. Peter. He will probably have a forum set up for us BB'ers to keep us away from the general public. [​IMG]
     
    #18 I Am Blessed 24, Nov 5, 2005
  19. jw

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    I still can't believe I actually wrote that. [​IMG] </font>[/QUOTE]Heh, my pastor was once preaching a message and said "Israel went into a land flowing with milk and hussies!" [​IMG] He turned so red we the whole congregation about died laughing.
     
    #19 jw, Nov 5, 2005
  20. I Am Blessed 24

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    One Christmas, our pastor was preaching on the virgin birth. He meant to say 'Fruit of the womb'.

    Instead, he said, 'Fruit of the Loom'.

    The whole congregation got silent and then burst out in laughter. He didn't even know what he had said, he had to ask...

    Of course, we have never let him forget it... [​IMG]
     
    #20 I Am Blessed 24, Nov 5, 2005
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