I am looking for good quotes.

ok, well check out the church marque's in the Clean Humor {really are pretty good. Our church is thinking of using some}
and my favorits are:

* "I'm not looking for the undertaker, I'm looking for the Uppertaker!"

* "You either a Saint or you ain't"

* "Be nice to everybody, because everybody is having a hard time"

* "Concentrate on living, because dying will take care of itself"

* "Do right if the stars fall" {I know Bob Jones Senior said this}

* "People do about what they want to do"

* "We are all termanal, but some of us have longer than others"

* "The only thing we could possibly take to Heaven with us is people" {this should be taken as those we lead to the Lord}

Are these the kinds of quotes you are thinking about? My preacher says things like this all the time, and I'm sure he got them from other preachers, but I'm not sure who said what. {sorry, I'm forgetful!}

~In our Saviour Abby

 

My pastor is a good ol' boy, who's had the privilege of being under and hearing a bunch of other good ol' boys.

How about:

I'm so saved I couldn't go to hell if I wanted to.

Some people are as doctrinally straight as a rifle barrel--and just as hollow.

I'd rather be a Baptist preacher than have a paying job!

 

It is easy to divorce a lover. It is hard to divorce your best friend.

 

The Christian life is not a constant high. I have my moments of deep discouragement. I have to go to God in prayer with tears in my eyes, and say, 'O God, forgive me,' or 'Help me.'
Billy Graham
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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.
--Isaac Asimov
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Hold fast to the Bible as the sheet anchor of your liberties; write its precepts on your hearts and practice them in your lives. To the influence of this Book we are indebted for the progress made, and to this we must look as our guide in the future.
--Ulysses S. Grant
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R

 

Dr. Bob, now I know that your are using a liberal/moderate dictionary! You better find a conservative one that lists quote as both a noun and a verb.

"He with a heart full of love is richer than he with a hand full of gold."

"Only Jesus can speak so dead men can hear." J. Vernon McGee, I think.

[ July 29, 2002, 01:20 AM: Message edited by: rlvaughn ]

 

*The Bible will keep you from sin, or sin will keep you from the Bible.

*The reason men are so hard to understand is because when God took woman from man, He took all that was good from him! {I'm sorry, men, but I just couldn't resist!}

Doctor Bob! I can't believe you said that about the IFB's! That's terrible, but I forgive you.

~Abby

 

OUCH!! Abby, that really hurts! But like they say, "the truth hurts sometimes."

[ July 29, 2002, 11:42 AM: Message edited by: rlvaughn ]

 

I'm only kidding! a few men actualy have some sense if you can believe it! {kidding again!} I just can't seem to help myself!
We'll just leave it at: men don't understand women, and women don't understand men! {and that is the truth!}
~Abby

 

No Jesus, No peace

Know Jesus, Know peace

 

"Some people talk about finding God--as if He
could get lost."

"In God's will is our peace."

"The Mohammedans have ninety-nine names for
God, but among them all they have not 'our
Father'."

"What one accomplishes depends upon what
one believes."

"Prayer changes things? No! Prayer changes
people, and people change things."

"If we spent as much time praying as we do
grumbling, we would soon have nothing about
which to grumble."

[ July 29, 2002, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Abiyah ]

 

Things are more like they are now than they ever
have been. --Gerald Ford

And what is more, I agree with everything I have
said. --Piet Koornhoff S. Aafrican Ambassador
to the U.S.

That's part of American greatness, is discrimin-
ation. Yes, sir. Inequality, I think, breeds free-
dom and gives man opportunity. --Lester
Maddox, ex-governor of Georgia

It is deplorable to think of a parish where there
are 30,000 people living without a Christian
burial. --a clergyman during a fund-raiser
for a graveyard in London

We don't have censorship. What we have is a
limitation on what newspapers can report.
--Louis Nel, former Deputy Minister of Infor-
mation for South Africa

All by Yogi Berra:
"You've got to be careful if you don't know where
you're going, because you might get there."
"Slump, I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting."
"If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping."
"If you can't immitate him, don't copy him."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
When asked his cap size: "I don't know, I'm not
in shape yet."
"Mantle's a switch hitter because he's amhibious."

 

"Nearly everyone is in favor of going to heaven,
but too many are hoping they'll live long enough
to see an easing of the entrance requirements."

"It must be Sunday, everybody is telling the
truth." --Pheobe Snow

"No one is so thoroughly superstitious as the
godless man." --Harriet Beecher Stowe

"Superstition is but the fear of belief; religion is
the confidence." --Lady Marguerite Blessington

"Fear is faith that it won't work out." --Mary Tricky

A hypocrite is one who is not himself on Sundays.

Many would be scantily clad if clothed in their
humility.

[ July 29, 2002, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: Abiyah ]

 

Now how's that for a quote!

 

I can't remember who said this, but its good:

"Even our tears of repentance need to be washed in the blood of the Lamb."

 

" I didn't write it, I just recite it" (In reference to the Bible) -Pastor Chappell

"If you think my views are narrowminded, they're about as narrow as this book" (the Bible.) -Pastor Chappell

"The greatest commentary on the Bible is the Bible" -Pastor Chappell

"If all my friends were to jump off a cliff, I wouldn't jump after them, I would be at the bottom to catch them." -C. Ronan

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words"

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out"

"Friends are God's way of taking care of us"

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

"Always speak about people as if they were listening in" -Lori Thomasson

"I don't know the key to sucess, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone else."-Bill Cosby

"Empathy is the ability to understand a person's trial, Compassion is helping them to not feel they are alone through it." -L.D. Winkler

"Language's purpose it to communicate, not to confound" -L.D. Winkler

"It's not my responsibilty to understand what you say, It's your responsibilty to make what you say understandable." -Carolynn Smithson

"Character is how you act when no-one's looking" -J.C. Watts

"I'm young for a mountain, and old for a head of lettus" -Grumpa

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
- John Fitzgerald Kennedy

For the concert of life, no one receives a program.
- Dutch Proverb

 "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open."
-Sir James Dewar

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

* I admit some of these are good, and some of them are just silly.

Wisdom Seeker
L.D. Winkler

[ July 31, 2002, 10:51 AM: Message edited by: WisdomSeeker ]

 

Now here are some of my favorite quotes ~

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead.

I feel more like I do now, than how I felt before.

No matter where you're going, once you get there, there you are.

99% of the ifb'ers give the other 1% a bad name.

The true gift of tongues is being able to control it.</font>[/QUOTE]Doc, you're a card! I appreciate your humour!

B.T.

 

It is to far from your heart to kill you

It's all about Christ isn't it?